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今天你笑了嗎?從這裡開始你的笑容!

2020-05-18 08:49:44情感

不笑運氣差,一笑臉就大。

If you dont smile, you will have a big smile.

我們是好朋友,你跌倒的時候我會扶你一把,不過要先等我笑完!

Were good friends, and Ill give you a hand when you fall, but not until Im done laughing.

今天你笑了嗎?從這裡開始你的笑容!

好看的鎖骨千篇一律,有趣的肚子彈來彈去。

Nice clavicle. Same old story. Interesting belly. Talk and talk.

頭突然這麼疼,一定有人在竊取我的智慧。

My head suddenly hurts so much, someone must be stealing my wisdom.

今天你笑了嗎?從這裡開始你的笑容!

別人發朋友圈想談戀愛,一星期收穫了愛情,我發朋友圈好想談戀愛,一年後我還在發。

Others send Circle of Friends want to fall in love, 1711 information harvest love, I send Circle of Friends want to fall in love, a year later I still send.

娶我這樣的女人,既不傾國,也不傾城,但能讓你傾家蕩產。

Marry a woman like me, neither country nor city, but you can lose everything.

今天你笑了嗎?從這裡開始你的笑容!

人又不聰明,還學人家禿頂。

People are not smart, but also learn to be bald.

你並不是一無所有,你還有病啊!

You dont have nothing. Youre still sick

今天你笑了嗎?從這裡開始你的笑容!

以前我有八塊腹肌,練第九塊的時候走火入魔,九九歸一了。

I used to have eight packs, and when I practiced the ninth one, I became obsessed with it, and I was one.

懶是一個很好的託辭,說得好像你勤奮了就能幹成大事一樣。

Laziness is a good measure to say as if you can do great things if you work hard.

今天你笑了嗎?從這裡開始你的笑容!

早知道做人這麼辛苦,這麼累,當初就不要下凡了。

I knew that being a man is so hard, so tired, I should not have come down to earth.

幸好我是一個小胖子,難過了還可以摸摸小肚子。

Fortunately, I am a little fat man, sad can also touch the small belly.

今天你笑了嗎?從這裡開始你的笑容!

活了三十年,第一次被男人命令脫衣服,讓我脫下剛撿到的三級甲。

After living for 30 years, the first time I was ordered to take off my clothes by a man, let me take off the third-grade armor I just picked up.

作為一個過來人,我給年輕人的建議就是:別過來。

As a person who has been there, my advice to young people is. Stay back!