"矮同事相親,男騎摩托,她一蹦沒上,男當她上了,走了半圈,回來她還在,笑翻眾人。"
![](https://img.jasve.com/2024-4/3bcc07e508698fb5fb63c02ff2d4c1e3.webp)
"我喜歡相親,反正我奇葩,就等著看有多奇葩了。"
![](https://img.jasve.com/2024-4/cb33638be6b5dede58747e79bed986a8.webp)
"相親見同學哥,他問:來幹嘛?媒人:你走開,這是你嫂子。"
![](https://img.jasve.com/2024-4/9c9f09b8186039a6dd25044ea133a41b.webp)
"相親晚上吵了一晚,他出門說‘就是打光棍也不會娶我’,最後他娶了我。"
![](https://img.jasve.com/2024-4/9044015f4e8f1e1ae4b4e0ecc1b37116.webp)
"盲約,先吃飯,後公園,他想牽手,我推掉,他想抱,我嚇壞,推他,掉水,他遊泳救了自己。"
![](https://img.jasve.com/2024-4/afaffaaacb88fb1d3dc4d29feef84d13.webp)
"相親遇03女,我97,女囑03男何處。尷尬後悔,永別盲約。"
![](https://img.jasve.com/2024-4/7ee287a15aad65c09e55523201cc58ae.webp)
"媒人說他家生意,問南方媒人不說,猜是殯葬,原來是收破爛。"
![](https://img.jasve.com/2024-4/6cbf0ae1705196cc28421ae1329c0305.webp)
"生孩子時,助產是我高中同學,她說:'別害怕,我來了。'"
![](https://img.jasve.com/2024-4/4a59a28a309cfeede76063a95cfe078d.webp)
"他說被逼的,我說我也是,然後我們說好了,說不合適,結果他告訴媒人我沒看上他,簡直太汙蔑了。"
![](https://img.jasve.com/2024-4/97701d7537e44fed13375750b37fd592.webp)
"相親時她家老人去世,要我出喪葬費,說我克死了。太冒昧了!"
![](https://img.jasve.com/2024-4/f3ba09092c1cda5abaf62e0031d4f365.webp)
"高中同學變警察,抓了老師。"
![](https://img.jasve.com/2024-4/633f9db65ac6346d5f1507dac1544e61.webp)
"同學在銀行,我在公司做財務,他幫我辦業務半天沒搞定,還怕我投訴他。"
![](https://img.jasve.com/2024-4/62b8e2fd23aef24b6a85983a21899dd9.webp)
"初中老師說我沒出息,我隨便說當醫生。六年後,她在產房見證我接生。"
![](https://img.jasve.com/2024-4/11da58e2ceb45c8c894f04d8c4f00cc9.webp)
"同事去醫院,脫衣貼機器,發現醫生是她學生,是檢查完才知道的。"
![](https://img.jasve.com/2024-4/6613ef23f571e44232dd1cb578756e0f.webp)
"我學幼教,班主任懷孕,畢業時她孩子上幼稚園,她的沈默震撼心靈。"
![](https://img.jasve.com/2024-4/d00bebacc411b106bb5feb8bd2f59f6e.webp)